EricMelvin's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Laser War II]

You die!

Please, stop submitting the same movies with a different name. Thank you, don't come again.

[Timothy McVeigh's Death]

Awww yeah

Give it up for home made sounds!

[FUKEMON:The big fight]

Let's skip this

And simply vote 0 for this shit.

[Brutality]

Very good!

I'm not a DBZ fan, but I'm a talent fan, and macFretN definitly has a shit load of it. Keep'em coming.

[*Out Of This World 1*]

old memories...

Gawd... anyone who ever played Out of this world is bound to like this movie... it's just plain perfect...

[Power of the Geek part 2]

Can you say : Kickass?

For a one-man ops, this is incredible. For a team ops, this is STILL incredible. The movie was perfect in many ways, and the only thing that upset me about this movie is : How can his mouse be so powerfull, it still uses the PS/2 port!

Ben-Spurgin responds:

Hehhe I was waiting for someone to catch that! PS/2 rules!!!!!

[Gunfight 2]

I never liked those webcam movies anyway

I never quite understood what people like about those cam movies anyway. They're not funny, they're not violent, they look cheap, are badly animated and just look completly doofus (two 14 years old fighting in their basement with lightsabers?) and not they're not original anymore. If you're going to make a cam movie, make it interesting. Anyway, I don't hate this movie, and the part where the guy jump in the air is kinda cool, but it's not my idea of kick ass either.

[Destination Egg!]

Anal sex? NEVER!

You just convince me of never having anal sex. Thanks man.

[The Portal - A Message]

Blah

Yeah, theres a lot of shit on the portal, I agree with that. But there also extremly good movies. And if a movie is just too weak, it'll get kicked out anyway. I'm not trying to make an ennemy out of you, but I'm just trying to say that if you hate those movie, you don't need to spend time making a movie like this, you just have to vote X on a daily basis on those movie. Eventually, they'll get kicked! But I still agree with everything you said. Let's hope there will be a day soon where we won't have to make movies like this to inform people how much some movies suck.

[Skateboarding, and a cop.]

A good skate movie?

If there was someone on the portal who could make a good skateboard movie, it's Tom! Like every other movie he made, it rocks!